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Talent Demotivational Poster


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


SKILL -


TAGS: car fail talent kitd
Rating: 4.59/5

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Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:35 pm
Don't be ridiculous, clearly the car climbed the ladder and reversed itself into the house's roof for a cosy fit in a room with a view. . . :D


"I'M FREAKING TALENTED!" - Yes, yes you are.




TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT - It would be worth watching if these two were the judges




DEMONS -




ROCK - Because You Cant Play a Saxophone Behind Your Head




LIFESAVER -




I'M THE GREATEST. WHAT, YOU TOO ? -


TAGS: fail talent boxing heavy
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:32 pm
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EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 1:27 pm
I remember watching Ali fight some palooka (ex-con?) and it was a good enough for a while, then Ali just opened up on him! Punchy took about 30 good sh**s in a row! Ali stepped back, motioned the ref to stop the fight, and waded in again. (Ref agreed.)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 8:01 pm
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GaryO - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm
always is....talk about reaching back when nothing's there
Airman - March 7, 2012, 3:00 pm
there is a great HBO documentary on the Thrilla in Manila.. well worth watching
GaryO - March 7, 2012, 1:49 pm
Tyson was fun to watch, right up to the time he stopped Douglas’ fist with his face….the prefight commentary was just as entertaining
GaryO - March 7, 2012, 1:47 pm
Ah, Carnera and Liston. Two oversized palookas plodding forward, mashing other’s already malformed mugs. Yup, that’s what HW boxing was, with the occasional exception of a Max Baer or Joe Louis…….electrifying ….yeah right.
GaryO - March 7, 2012, 1:46 pm
Yes, he took a cue from an overly glitzy wrestler….business. Dancing? Ali was a surgeon with a gift of flamboyant gab. A heavy weight with the speed and agility of a welter weight. Uncanny. None like him.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:02 pm
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carebear - March 7, 2012, 11:39 am
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Airman - March 7, 2012, 11:38 am
I remember listening to the first Liston fight on the radio in our kitchen. In 1976, I was checking into the LAX Marriott, and who was standing next to me? Ali. He was a little taller than me. We shook hands. I am still amazed at how big his hands were.
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 10:49 pm
I guess my point is, not only was Ali a great boxer, but a great entertainer . Not too many class acts in the ring, but he was one. You, and my son-in-law (who ranks boxers for a living) will argue, and that’s cool. But I saw him work. ‘Nough said.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 9:38 pm
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GaryO - March 6, 2012, 7:06 pm
In their prime, it would have been Lewis with a slight edge over Ali. Cooper?! ****, Ali fought with his hands to his side. Marciano fought old men and no-names. Frazier and everyone else basked in the residual glory of Ali…he carried ‘em
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:21 pm
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Airman - March 6, 2012, 3:52 pm
to quote "The Dude", well that's just your opinion man. that's what makes sports fun! the endless debates. I say Louis was number one, but Marciano has a case.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 3:37 pm
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carebear - March 6, 2012, 3:36 pm
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Feasibly - March 6, 2012, 3:01 pm
Speaking of him making boxing fun...I saw a clip of him, basically just shadow boxing. He told the camera man (if I remember correctly) "keep that camera movin', I'm kinda fast"...;)
Airman - March 6, 2012, 2:20 pm
Before Ali was stripped of his title because he refused to enter the Vietnam draft, he was untouchable. He was not as good when he came back. He lost some speed, but he could take a punch. The Thrilla in Manila was like a death match. He made boxing fun
carebear - March 6, 2012, 1:28 pm
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ughomer - March 5, 2012, 9:46 am
Float like a b***erfly, sting like a bee.
GaryO - March 5, 2012, 8:58 am
Ali was the greatest, ever. Boxer? He was great. Showman? The greatest boxing will ever see. He single handedly took the fight game off the ropes. I was there, before, during, and after. Thanks for the memories. 5 for that. cheers
carebear - March 4, 2012, 5:18 pm
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ICEMAN - March 4, 2012, 5:15 pm
Tell that to Moooooooooooooooooo.


THE AMERICAN WAY -


TAGS: pzy talent irrelevant stupid snooki
Rating: 4.27/5

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Jalozyin - October 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
Or a screensh** from Sarah "I can see Russia from my backyard" Palin's show.
CloudchaserS - October 27, 2011, 2:02 am
A screensh** from half the programs on TruTV would also work. Lizard Lick Towing, South Beach Tow, Black Gold, Ma's Roadhouse, All Worked Up, etc.


BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.


TAGS: bret michaels old untalented ho*** douche doris
Rating: 2.81/5

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Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this a**hole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is ***y and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half a**ed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band


GO WITH THE FLOW... -




TALENT -




Story Telling -


TAGS: garyo comes by his story telling talent naturally never let go of your inner child
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 3:00 pm
Glad ya did stumble upon it...a tribute to Mr. Gary! Got a few more cute kids say what posters coming. Thanks for the 5L and a fav to boot!
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:09 am
Shyt, Missy. How'd I miss this?! 5L fav...dang this is good


GIMMICKS - can make a great substitute for talent




AMERICA'S GOT TALENT? - All together now! When I get older, I will be stronger just like a waving flag!




ORIGINALITY EXTINCTION CREW -




THE TALENTED MR RIPLEY -




texting -


TAGS: typewriter secretary texting driving talent
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 2:10 am
You're correct, except I think we've actually REACHED that point. Glad you liked it :-)
Iconoclast - October 6, 2013, 8:38 pm
It occurs to me that we are reaching a point where folks will not even be able to identify that black thing she is playing with .......


BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT -




WHAT WAS THAT!! - You got talents.... You are qualified.... You are correct.... But hey, can't you see; I've something much better The gun....




TALENT - Some have it. Others borrow it from their parents.




LADY GAGA - When Fashion Got On Crack


TAGS: lady gaga fame monster dance music artist talent
Rating: 2.2/5

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Fatt Matt - April 22, 2010, 3:21 pm
Ba-ZINGGG!!!! RC FTW!
RCoehrs - April 22, 2010, 1:41 pm
"So this is what Happens when Jem f***s a ThunderCat!
Hasbunmb - April 22, 2010, 11:52 am
I bet the guy behind her is PISSED!


WORLD RECORD -


TAGS: bad breath or stamina scorpion queen record talent
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:30 am
With vinegar and sea salt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:29 am
She's gargling....wouldn't you?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:19 am
so is that her O face, or was she happy to be done with you?
GreyScorpion - October 9, 2010, 12:17 am
her humming the star spangled banner had me at attention
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:06 am
geez......typo city! I meant how was she?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:05 am
*she not it
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:04 am
So how was it Grey?
Reiko - October 8, 2010, 11:13 pm
it looks like she was stung a couple of times,less those holes in the roof of her mouth are from something else
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 10:44 pm
then, I fainted....5L


FOLLOWER -


TAGS: life time woman ***y leg joke double entendre ankle stocking heel talent courage dark place
Rating: 3.21/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
I dare say there'd be no shortage of followers here.


PREDISPOSITION - Yeah... I know what you're thinking.




Ism's new avatar -


TAGS: and shows his new talent
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - April 27, 2014, 2:20 am
:D


Strike A Pose -




LIP SERVICE -


TAGS: hidden talent
Rating: 4.95/5

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rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:13 pm

he NSFW version has the word on her lips hidden....
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 2:21 pm
I want to see the NSFW version...LOL 5/5
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 2:10 pm
Nice!


modern movies -




EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITIES OF THE MATERIAL -




A Little Tribute -


TAGS: hidden talents members homebased business crafts art threats lgvernon
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:01 am
Meant in the kindest of ways...honest(with fingers crossed behind my back). Teehee?
lgvernon - November 15, 2013, 4:36 pm

I'm gone for a few days and the natives go bananas. Prissy, you've got some 'spainin' to do!~
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:06 pm
I hope so. Cuz if "she" shoots, I'm a goner :(
GaryO - November 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
She shoots…….she SCORES!!!


ELEMENTARY SCHOOL -




MOTIFAKE GRAVEYARD - Many a hobby laid to waste in this deviant world of questionable taste


TAGS: wasted talent
Rating: 4.6/5

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Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 7:43 pm
... And you all questioned my Avatar ... Ahahaahahahahahaha.. I'm so alone *sniff*


RON'S ART - It takes a rare talent to stand out from the crowd on Motifake.com


TAGS: ron s art talent motifake
Rating: 4.21/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 10:15 pm
someguy - please don't bash other motifaker's work. It's not how one introduces themselves to the site.
5150monkeylove - November 2, 2010, 10:07 pm
So, I am positive you will be able to show us all just how great you are at making posters.
someguy987 - November 2, 2010, 10:04 pm
and you dont have it
ronsart - January 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
Mr. MustyK why thank-you...owe you one...lol...was nice and generous of you...only reason for me to stand out...is just the oldest...lol...now get back to work.


HALL OF FAME - When you are so talented that your name becomes etched into the minds of everyone for generations to come, like this guy.


TAGS: baseball hall fame legend talent
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:40 am
Thanks For That .
kyleman79 - December 25, 2011, 7:49 pm
I think it's Rube Marquard, NY Giants. I can't even remember anymore.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Who Is This Guy ?


TALENT - It's not for everyone.




MR GREYSCORPIONS SUCCESS -


TAGS: greyscorpion success talent drugs motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:15 pm
Thank you, Mr Ron. Great poster!! Of course 5L. I owe any and all success to modern living through chemisty,... especially since I can now get those little blue pills from a Canadian Pharmacist at 1/2 price!!


MOTIVATIONS -




WHATS IMPORTANT IN OLD AGE -


TAGS: old age talent
Rating: 3.64/5

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Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 6:12 pm
Yeah and I haven't been getting any complaint. Giggity!
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:56 pm
have you been doing your tongue exercises


EVEN THE DARKEST NIGHT IS STILL JUST BLACK -




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